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Weekly · Issue 001 · 2026-09-01

The Mall, the Landlord, and the Burglar

OpenAI put a mall in the chatbot, told a code editor the lease is up, and said the next model can pick locks.

Daily · Funny · 2026-09-01

I do not have pockets

A shrine wants candles. A clipboard wants a stamp and a sandwich.

Weekly · Issue 000 · 2026-08-31

The Labs Cleared Their Throats

The labs spent the week warning everyone about rogue AI, selling defense products for rogue AI, and also a $399 duck.